Thirty years of Minnesota sports misery is summed up in a 4-minute music video by friends Luke Thompson and Becky Schneider.

• From Gary Anderson’s missed field goal in 1999 to the Twins playoffs woes against the Yankees, the video, titled “One Before I Die,” has all the hits.

Yes, but: We’d be remiss not to mention that the Minnesota Lynx have won four WNBA Championships between 2011 and 2017.

• Plus, both the Minnesota Gophers and UMD Bulldogs have won NCAA hockey titles since the 1991 Twins World Series.