From left: unhealthy boy, unhealthy boy, amoral entity

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Mandel Ngan/AFP by way of Getty Images, Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images, Joel Saget/AFP by way of Getty Images

From left: unhealthy boy, unhealthy boy, amoral entity

Mandel Ngan/AFP by way of Getty Images, Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images, Joel Saget/AFP by way of Getty Images

Dear quiz-takers,

Here are our 100% correct, stunningly insightful predictions for 2024:

• The days will get longer.
• Then they’ll get shorter.

Life is unsure — even death is now not a performed deal. All we will do is the perfect we will with what now we have.

Same for celebrities, be they human, animal, or artificially clever. They most likely have New Year’s resolutions, too, and a few do not involve Ozempic! If you understand (or can guess) what these resolutions needs to be, you would possibly shut out the yr with an 11/11.

So, how properly did you concentrate — to 2023?

xoxo,

The News Quiz