Most intercourse toys are small and (comparatively) cheap for a cause. Everyone’s physique is totally different, and even a highly-rated toy is usually a danger if it doesn’t … er, do it for you. Plus, the extra sophisticated a tool is, the tougher it’s to muster the motivation to interrupt it out. All that makes the $1,650 Motorbunny Buck a tricky promote. Yet I discover myself bought.

The Motorbunny Buck is a Sybian-style sex toy. For the unfamiliar, these gadgets include a half-circle saddle with a vibrating seat on high. The seat might be fitted with a number of totally different attachments, most of which embody an insertable part for inside stimulation. (The time period “Sybian” is a bit like Kleenex in that it’s a model, however you additionally might need heard it used as a generic time period for related gadgets.)

What makes the Buck distinctive, nevertheless, is that it might probably additionally thrust. A second, separate motor inside this Motorbunny supplies a back-and-forth movement behind its phallic attachments. Not solely does this add a complete new dimension to the expertise, but it surely means the Buck is likely one of the few gadgets on the market that may do the job of different intercourse machines.

Combined with a number of bells and whistles—together with a wedge for horizontal use, some bondage eyelets, and distant management by way of a telephone app—the Motorbunny Buck makes the strongest potential case for a intercourse machine. If you have been out there for one which prices nearly as a lot as an average month of rent, that’s.

Fear Factor

Before we even get into the specifics about how the Motorbunny Buck works, we’ve got to speak about its psychological affect. Perhaps you’ve seen a tool prefer it in porn. Maybe you’ve stumbled upon it on a intercourse toy website. But there’s nothing fairly like seeing (and listening to) it in particular person.

In addition to testing it myself, I requested my companions—each cis ladies—if they’d be thinking about attempting it out. They have been each , but additionally intimidated. This isn’t fairly like attempting a new vibrator or suction toy. On separate events, I sat with every of them to indicate them the totally different attachments and reveal the thrusting and vibration capabilities.

“It sounds like a jet engine,” one in all my companions mentioned.

She wasn’t fallacious. The Link controller—a bodily field that controls the vibration and thrusting—has two massive dials that, naturally, go to 11. But even in the midst of the vary on the vibration knob, the gadget shook so laborious that there was no approach for our downstairs neighbors couldn’t hear it via the ceiling. This factor will not be discreet.

Most of the attachments are additionally moderately, uh, beneficiant. There are three primary attachments: a flat attachment, which, opposite to its identify, has a small mound that can be utilized for grinding with out penetration; the Sweet Spot, which is smaller, at 4.45 inches, with a barely curved tip; and the girthier Thumper, which the corporate says measures 5.32 inches however to my eye appears a bit longer. The attachments are made from silicone and simple to take away, making clean-up easy.